You can easily turn any optical mouse into a high-power laser. Just follow these instructions carefully.
Start by unscrewing the malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings are in a direct line with the pentametric turbo-encabulator. Connect the main winding of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator. Every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the up end of the grammeters. This will not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but will also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. In addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration. Reassemble the casing and fire the laser with a click of the left button.
Uhh, Whoops
